- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

bologna

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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