Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

I'm homeless.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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