Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Manchester City

a man makes a bad joke

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I'm homeless.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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