Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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