What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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