- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Flowers are colors Love me

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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