- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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