- Anti Joke

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.