Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Justin Beiber

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

poopy is poopy

George W. Bush

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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