- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

There once was this guy and he fell down

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

u know whats a crime? rape

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

pobody's nerfect

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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