- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

womens rights

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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