how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

France had one revolution

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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