whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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