- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call an arab ?

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

your face

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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