there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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this website is a bad joke

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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My spelling is horrible

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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