Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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