- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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