What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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