Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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