* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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