- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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