- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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