- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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