What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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