- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Caroline Kelly.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

knock knock go away!!!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Knock knock It's open, come in

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