Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Caramel Boing.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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