- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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