- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Tilt your screen back .

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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