Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Mooses

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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