if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Everybody will die

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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