What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Horse.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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give me a thumbs up

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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