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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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