What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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