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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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