What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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