Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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