- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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