- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Robin, get in the car, please.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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