- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

a black man walks out of popeyes

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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