- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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