Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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