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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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