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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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