Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

My spelling is horrible

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Knock, Knock Who's There

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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