- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

2 + 2 = 4

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Hey how is your wife and my kids

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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