What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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