- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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