Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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