- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

2 black kids walk into school

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Justin Bieber.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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