Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Indians

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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