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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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