My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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