A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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call me maybe.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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