- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

You were born.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

RUN

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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