- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Your mother just died.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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