Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Shltskc gw? G

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

knock knock

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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