Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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