- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Poop

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

scientology.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

wael.. nuff said

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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