- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Antijokes...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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