- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Yes.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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