How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Women's Rights

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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