- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

hola said the chinese man

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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