- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why so serious ?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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