- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

jews

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Kevin and Ramin

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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