- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

I am quite mature.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Tucker Rivera

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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