What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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