Hitler and Jews become friends.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Penis

Julian Ha.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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