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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

your face

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A gay man watches football.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A man walks into a bar

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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