- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why? Why not?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

THe Election

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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