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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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