How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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