What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Black people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

White NBA players.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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