What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

I have read the terms and conditions

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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