- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Women's rights

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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