- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why? Why not?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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