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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Poop.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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