- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

hey hey apple

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Yo mama so fat.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.