- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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