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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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