- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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