I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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