- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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