How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

The holocaust

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Robin, get in the car, please.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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