- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Please ignore this statement.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Grace Ackerson

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Go away still nothing to see

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Yellow People !!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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