- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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