- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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