- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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