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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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