What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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