- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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