- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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