- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

you give like i give lomain

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's your blood type? Red.

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