- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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