Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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sky silverstein

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Anti Joke

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