- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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