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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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