Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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