- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

The GOV and the WHO?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Antijokes...

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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