- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Antijokes...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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