- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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